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Requirements: 1 Male, 1 Female, 1 KFC Boneless Bucket.
Description: The Act of a Female performing Oral Sex on the male - whilst he enjoys eating a "Kentucky Friend Chicken; Boneless Bucket"
Toby: "Guys, guess what?! Jamie just gave me a Sanders!"
Other people: "Omg, you have won the Internets."
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noun 1. One who enjoys male company, especially in the shower
adj. 2. Possible gay tendencies; enjoys sleeping in the rain
verb 3. To try and jump into one's own shorts
1. I don't hang out with him anymore because he is a homosexual sander.
2. He is so sander; he told me that he once stayed up all night to listen to the patter of the rain on the window.
3. I almost ROOFLED myself to death when he sandered into his boxers.
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When a man has facial hair stuble and grinds it into a chicks snatch.
I was munching on Sally's snatch a gave her a Sander with my chin. She was excited.
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This is the defender, the man, the egyptian god, chad himself and many others.
This person is not in the beta race nor the sigma or alpha he's higher than that, he's in the unamed race only gods can name it.
The real Sander's you can only find in Europe anything else has to be a wannabe. There are fake Sander's out there you gotta watch out for (Alexander, Sanders, Xander). But the real and valid Sander's are usually named Sander or Sandro.
Men with the name Sander are godly beings these are the original human beings god tried to create long ago.
These beings are more speacial than any other being.
Person 1: "Look at that man, I've never seen such a perfect man in my whole entire life!"
Person 2: "I think we just met a Sander!!"
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Sander is a tall and lanky person. He is a nice guy who always wants to help out, he drives his friends home from school, give them daus for only 3kr. When a Sander is in your friend group you know you are gonna have a good time out. But when it comes to drinking he is not very competitive. A Sander is slow and unathletic. A Sander thinks he can get girls but in reality hooks up with the same trash hes been with the past 10 times, this event happens mostly when hes gotten a bit too much to drink.
Person 1: Hey Sander wanna come pre drink with the boys?
Sander: Is that even a question!?
A couple hours later...
Person 2: Hey Sander! What did you bring?
Sander: Ah just a 6pack of strawberry mokai.
Person 1,2,3,4,5,6: Kinda sus ngl.
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A really cool and kind guy.
He has somewhat curly long hair.
A greay guy to get to know.
He may appear shy at the start but he is very outgoing.
He wears very cute graphic tees.
"Hey did you see Sander the other day? He helped an old lady cross the street. Isn't he so kind."
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A fun way to say furry! He is a menace to society and loves kids way too much.
Damn that Sander needs to get off the kindergartens' property!
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