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Its a danish alcohol drink, it's like drinking soda and alcohol. They drink alot of mokai's in the danish city called Randers. In Randers are there many criminal people. Almost all of the guys have buzzed hair, rides a old custom made scooter, wears Nike shox and wear big baggy trousers.
"Bro why are you drinking mokai? We are not in Randers."
"Sorry m8 it just taste so good"
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Used in place of the word okay, it is the equivelant to saying mmmmm okay then. Alternatively you can just say mokay instead of okay....mokay?
"You want to come to the shops?"
"Mokay!"
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verb: to hit someone or something very hard; any kind of smash
I'm gunna straight up mokay that guy if he tries to walk away with my money.
youtube search: Get Out My Binnis (Super Remix).
That is what a real MOKAY is. haha
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Mokai is the kindest and best person you will ever meet, esspeisally if their last name is Balogun. People with the names Mokai are always rich(very wealthy) and strong. This was not written by Mokai
You remeber mokai?
How could I forget?! I went to the gym with him yesterday
A big fan of Michael Jackson, whos' intake consists exclusively of the alcholic drink "Mokai". He is also known for tearing pussy, and falling in love with hoes.
Guy 1: "Who's that guy over there splitting pussy?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just Mokai Kongen"
It’s like “mmmm okay,” but it’s sweet and to the point like a roundhouse kick to the face.
“We should break up.”
“Mokay.”
Mokai is a Danish type of alcohol. Mokai is most commonly drank by gay people or what is considered mokai girls.
A mokai girl is a girl that has had 1 or 2 mokai's, then they act like they have chugged 1 bottle of vodka, and snorted 2 grams of cocaine.
These girls are really annoying and can ruin even the funniest party, you should stay clear of them and definitely not invite them to your party!!!
The GIF selected below show their behaviour pretty good, just imagine it's a girl with a bottle of mokai, instead of a man with a beer.
Person 1: Caroline was such a mokai girl yesterday, like Jesus!
Person 2: Yea I know right, she was pretty pls dudette.
Person 3: Why did you even invite a mokai girl
Person 1: Good questions, we will have no more mokai girls at our parties