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a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.
girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?
girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!
I got so excited that I prematurely shot my boner toner all over the place.ejaculation
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A toner whore is an office person, usually older, who makes a paper backup copy of everything on their computer, like emails, spreadsheets, etc...
Damn, look at that stack of paper by the printer WTF is that?
Oh, that's Lisa's backup copies for the day.
Dang dude, hasn't she heard of back up storage devices, what a toner whore!
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she is the most unique and most beautiful girl you will ever meat. she has the most unique eyes that are full of wonder and look like a galaxy. she has the truest heart and the most loving smile. when her heart beats the world spins and when she speaks a new star is formed. she cares the most and needs to be cared for the most. if you have her cherish her, hug her, kiss her, and spend every second with her. if you ever meet this girl stay away from her because she is my jasmine toner and i am her gage.
person 1''hay have you seen jasmine toner?''
person 2" yeah she's with gage!''
person 1"man that gage is a lucky guy"
person 2"yes..yes he is"
A person who not only wastes the ink toners in a printer but also slaughters it.
"Oh man, Mr. Garringer is toner terrorist he printed a black page on the printer."
When someone named Tony is feeling depressed or not himself. The phrase comes from a printer or photocopier actually having a low level of toner.
Tony says "Dammit why does this always happen to me?"
you say "Looks like the Toner is low."
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The extreme excitement a graphic designer feels toward the fine details of an exquisitely made print.
Uggghhhh look at that poster! See that ever so slightly raised ink? And the texture of the halfprint? This is giving me such a toner boner!
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