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Polynesians from the island of Tonga. Most are either Catholic or Mormon. They are some of the largest people ever. Bob Marley is like a god to them. The most heavily Tongan populated city in the United States is Euless, Texas. Most of them smoke weed which is what prevents a lot of them from making it big in the NFL. In about 6 years, everybody in America will know what a tongan is based on Ofa Moheatau. He'll be bussin heads in the NFL. They usually have a hate for Samoans. Samoans also have a hate for Tongans. Usually in any samoan on tongan fight, it is the tongan that wins. All Tongans are some how related. The entire race.
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Origin from the pacific island kingdom of tonga. tongans are generally referred to as being arrogant at times. tongans love to gossip & are very competitive amongst their own when throwing "lavish" parties on special occasions/events like birthdays, weddings etc. very friendly people, tend to be a little obnoxious. metophorically compared to 'horses.' tongans can hold their liquor & love to party hardy. tongans are big & very proud people so dont fuck with them...they'll hurt you.
Timothy, move or that tongan will shit on you!
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Descendents from the Kingdom of Tonga.
Many traveled away from our homeland for several different reasons: to start over, aspiring hope, a better life, escape the government, or to work and help family in the island.
Just like the Puritans fled for religious freedom or the Quakers on a spiritual pilgrimage, and other cultures reallocating reasons, all were on an exploration of progression, enrichment, or dreams.
However, the connotative deifinition of Tongans now a days, directly gear towards: BIG, FOOTBALL, THE HAKA (which is not a real tongan chant), or FOOD.
...all Tongans can play football...
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brown colored people wit big bones & a tendency eat alot. can be hardheaded but also smart at the same time. very strong and most should take sports. dey could beat you up if they wanted to. very similar to samoans but dey don't get along these days. Lu sipi is good. mostly found in DA BAY killah cali & New Zealand... NOT Euless, gay Texas
"Why do dat tongan hate dat samoan?"
"Why do dat samoan hate dat tongan?"
"Why am I on dis gay website?"
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Fat lazy smelly cunts who dont have any money or skills. They come to New Zealand and steal from our economy and give absolutely nothing back except from supplying our prison guards with jobs.
Those fat lazy stinky tongans stole from my dairy.
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This technique requires an electric drill with the 'drill bit' replaced with either a cirlindric rough splintered piece of wood, sometimes covered in course sandpaper. This piece is then inserted into the anal cavity and the drill is then activated. This allows ripping into a layer of the rectal lining. This technique is best used when the recipient has diarrhea. The recipent must also empty themselves whilst being 'drilled'. The drill is then quickley replaced by their partners mouth allowing the free flow of feces and blood to fart into their mouth. This is then kissed into the recipents mouth. This can cause serious mouth infections. This technique took off in the last decade and hit the mainland in 2001.
Tongan Tornado my ass hard and don't spill a drop.
Ok.
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