toot

Another word for fart.

Beans, beans, the musical fruit/the more you eat, the more you toot.

tootness

adjective describing the cutest thing in the world

Crystal is the super tootness and i love her!

toot

sniff heroine, coke, crushed up pills - oc,coke,pcp, or whatever floats your boat

Man, let's go toot that 160 mg of oxycontin!

Toot

An unintentional and embarassingly feminine fart, induced by tickling the victim.

Hahaha! Hahahahaha! Haha*toot*ha...ha...hahahaha!!!

tooted

a more pleasant way to state that you have farted

OOps I'm sorry, I tooted. :

toot

geordie word for cocaine

giz a line of toot

toot

Something worthless, as you would find in a trash heap. Trash, rubbish, crap. Pronounced to rhyme with "put".

I went to the flea-market but all they had was a load of old toot.