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When men stand around a trashcan and the last one to jizz has to put their head in it.
-Hey bro, what's in your hair?!?
-I just got done with a game of wet trashcan):
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Trashcan Erotica is when you pay a homeless person to have sex with you in a dumpster, and go home to write a story about it.
Guy 1: "I finally wrote my own Trashcan Erotica!"
Guy 2: "Did you fuck a hobo in a dumpster? It's not Trashcan Erotica unless you did that beforehand."
Have you read Dave's new Trashcan Erotica? It's his take on 50 Shades, but with a homeless woman.
the drink at a party that is really strong but you cant tast the alcohol. Generally considered a drink for girls.
So, what did you have to drink tonight, Jane?
-I had 4 cups of trashcan punch, and i am so drunk.
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in a public setting of; such as a lunchroom or public courtyard, or food court, those who frequent the establishment who consistently sit next to the trashcans who then take on the appearance of the trashcans i.e. not showering or showing any interest in bathing period. Also who have a obsession with hackysack. Often are led by a single older individual, who the others idolize. Share common traits as a goth
person 1: who the hell are all these people?
person 2: they are trashcan kids they multiply like crazy (insert name) is there leader the others follow him
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Someone who you blurt out anything to and decides whether or not a statement can be made public or not. Someone who filters for you. Someone whose job it is to sift through all your trash sayings and approve/reject them.
I couldn't bring my true opinions to the table, because they were rejected by my filter trashcan.
A battle of wits and wills, where multiple people sharing the same residence, attempt to delay taking out the trash for the longest amount of time.
"dude your apartment has alot of trash"
"I am the trashcan challenge champion"
"right on!"
For a woman to pull her bloody tampon from her vagina and allow her partner to suck on it whilst having intercourse.
Jim: "I just broke up with your sister"
Bob: "Why?"
Jim: "She wanted to give me a Strawberry Trashcan"
Bob: "Yep... That would do it. But Bro, I heard her on the phone this morning saying she had the best sex of her life last night... "
Jim: "Well, after she tried to pull that nasty shit on me, I Donkey Punched that little slut and gave her the hardest fuck of her life.
Bob: *Jaw Drops, Says nothing*
Jim: "Your sister is a twisted freak dude."