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The act of poking your loved one in eye before climax and finishing off in the corner, leaving him/her blinded and confused.
*Couple having sex*
Male: UFC 159 bitch! *Pokes female in the eye and ejaculates at the other side of the room whooping and hollering*
Female: What the fuck?!
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Watching UFC and proceeding to fuck, with no real intention of watching UFC in the first place.
Invited this girl over to UFC and chill last night. sexhookupbooty
when a girl is giving you head, and you force her to you deep throat you as far as she can, once there you push her head down father until she taps out
last night i forced steph to give me a ufc blow, she got real mad at me after that
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The term "UFC Purist" is used to describe a noob Mixed Martial Arts fan who only watches and keeps up with MMA fights/fighters within the UFC. Most UFC Purists actually believe that UFC is a sport. Alot of them have been proven to not even know what MMA is. These kind of noobs idolize fighters such as Chuck Liddell, Tito Ortiz, Randy Couture, Matt Hughes, Brock Lesnar, Blow Job Penn etc. UFC Purists can be found anywhere in the Youtube website leaving STUPID, USELESS, POINTLESS, AND UNEDUCATED comments on MMA videos.
If you believe Brock Lesnar would ever beat Fedor Emelianenko, you are a UFC Purist.
If you thought Shogun was gonna lose to Chuck Liddell before their fight you my friend are a UFC Purist.
If someone mentions PRIDE and/or PRIDE fighters and you have no clue what they're talking about, you guessed it! UFC Purist.
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A new sex move where you take a girl home and Chad Mendes waits by the bed incase you cannot perform.
Aww man, I did a UFC 189 last night. My rib got injured during foreplay. Luckily Chad stepped in, assumed full mount and managed to pound her out though.
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When you’re in bed and you ejaculate in 40 seconds or less
Guy: I’m finished
Girl: What? You just pulled a UFC 246 on me!
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When your a lad but you can't get lade cuz you got one of those UFC years.
Ballet dancers have f'ed toes, baseball players have weird beards, but I can't believe he's got UFC ears!