Is when you have to hit the vape while shitting which creates a violent nicotine-fecal matter particle exhilarator which then gets every woman in the surrounding area pregnant with a future elf bar factory worker
“Man the nicotine business is booming recently”
“Yes remember when the city smelt like shit 20 years ago, I did a dirty umi”
He is beautiful never leave you peng sexy and has a very good technique at sports like football and everything he is most likely to support liverpool not bushybumanunitedhoe
black boy on the internet who loves fortnite porn and beats his parents
fuck you jayden
We fucking hate Umie!
- says the whole friend group
umi kaboomi is probably a little gay. most umi kaboomis are stalkers.
¨umi kaboomi? im scared of her, i heard she went into her crushes house uninvited and shat in an oreos pillow.¨