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A Gym uniform is a fuck ass peace of shit gym teachers make you were that make your butt look big and your dick small also gym teaches RAGE when you don't bring your gym uniform to class
Gym uniform Suck
a standardized wardrobe cultivated autonomously by the wearer/user. A personal uniform promotes consistency and commitment to ownership of clothing and wear, reducing waste of material, energy and time.
Mel: Hey Toni want to go shopping at Forever 21 on Saturday?
Toni: No thanks, I have a personal uniform.
Sydney: Ugh! I have nothing to wear.
Erin: Are you sure about that? What about those black slacks that look great on you?
Sydney: I wore them yesterday. I can't wear them again.
Erin: Says who? You probably care more about what you wear than others.
Sydney: Maybe you're right. I could pair them differently.
Erin: That's the spirit! A personal uniform are practical garments that serve you first and help you save time and energy.
The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:
-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.
PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.
PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
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The school board's clever way to rob everyone of their individuality. The epitome of suckiness.
School uniforms suck because everyone has to dress the same. At my school, our clothing was our only way of self- expression, now they've taken that away from us. Matching clothes, natural hair color, no visible piercings. What's next?
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Uniform Nazi(s).
1. Any Teacher/Group of Teachers that not only takes it upon themselves to enforce the school uniform Policy, but will actually walk up to you with no warning and fix your tie/tuck in your shirt/confiscate your jacket etc.
2. Any Teacher/Group of Teachers who are so serious about the school's uniform policy that they will give a student an on the spot detention or something similar for having a wonky tie/untucked shirt/pink bobble etc.
1. A: OMG can you believe what Ms. A just did?
B: Why, what did she do?
C: She just walked over and pure tucked A's Shirt in!
B: No WAY!
A: She did!
C: She is SUCH a Uniform Nazi.
2. A: OMG Ms. B just put me on report*!
B: OMG Why?
A: She saw me in the Corridor and I didn't have my shirt tucked in.
C: Really, that is so lame.
A: Seriously, look!
B: OMG that is so stupid.
A: She is SUCH a Uniform Nazi.
*Being on report - serious punishment in some high schools where a teacher has to sign a report card at the end of every lesson to say that whatever you are on report for has improved/worsened/stayed the same. If no improvement is shown over a certain length of time the student will be suspended/expelled.
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Anyone who assumes the "look" of whatever social group they are trying to fit into is said to be in full uniform.
Let's see ... baseball cap, goatee, Fu Manchu 'stache, shaved head, muscle shirt without any muscle, tattoos, potbelly, baggy overlong "shorts" year-round and, oh yeah, the final touch - the cigarette and the fixed stare ... looks like I'm all set for Wal-Mart. Fire up the pickup, mama, this dude's in full uniform!
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