Urethrals

A soft, yet chewy candy made of genetically modified semen, often harvested right from the urethra of a hairy Indian man, as well as a combination of urine-flavored jello. This makes for a delightful snack eaten by many around the world.

Muhammad: *Licks fingers* Ahh yes, the quality of these Urethrals is quite exquisite!

urethral sheath

aka the penis

He: I have to keep my urethral sheath warm & moist, will you help?
She: sure!
He: *thinks* "Score!"

Urethral Eulogy

Typically done as a torture method, the victim inserts pencil lead into their urethra and is forced to right a eulogy using their penis as the pencil.

Person 1- “Did the kill the child milestone once he made it to prison”
Person 2- “No, typically at this prison the inmate force them to make a Urethral Eulogy to the family”