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A soft, yet chewy candy made of genetically modified semen, often harvested right from the urethra of a hairy Indian man, as well as a combination of urine-flavored jello. This makes for a delightful snack eaten by many around the world.
Muhammad: *Licks fingers* Ahh yes, the quality of these Urethrals is quite exquisite!
A person who has an unhealthy buildup of smegma and never fucking cleans their genitals because theyâre too busy playing fucking Roblox Skibidi Toilet Tower Defense or flicking the bean to Vtubers.
Bartholomew: Hehehe, I canât wait to play Skibidi Toilet Role Play!
Bob: Please shut the fuck up you fucking smegster.
The act of sticking a long tube into the male penis, through the urethra and into the epididymis tubes and sucking out the seminal fluids with your mouth. This technique is used both to pleasure a man, and to extract fresh sperm to be genetically modified for the creation of Urethrals.
Dan: Bro I didnât know your girl knew how to epi guzzle! She was epi guzzling me so fucking hard last night!
Bob: Wait why the fuck were you with my girl?
A combination of oils, dead skin cells, feces, and semen. Often found in women who donât wipe their ass properly and have recently received back shots.
Bob: Are you cheating on me? I can feel that plum gum all over my dick!
A condition where your scrotum canât support the weight of your testicles and they fall out of your sack and all over the floor.
This condition happens in men who donât exercise their gooch muscles enough. It is important to check up on your homies and remind them to do gooch pooching exercises to make sure their gooch is strong enough to carry their testicles.
Tyrone: Yo Billy! Did you do your daily gooch pooching yet? You gotta be on top of that shit unless you wanna contract testidium!
The act of dipping your cock in raw egg whites, shoving it in a stick of butter, and then finally shoving the amalgamation up someone's ass or in a vagina to recreate the feeling and consistency of semen. Itâs a technique often used by men without working testicles.
Billy: HOLY SHIT DUDE, TIMMY GAVE ME SUCH A WET, SLIMY OVRUM LAST NIGHT!