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That Q-Tip stuck up the urethra to either detect or ointment-treat a venereal disease. Also used as a proper noun insult.
Don't call Don a douchebag. That's insulting to people who douche. Don is a goddamned VD Swab, and a terrible human being to boot.
When your computer or email address is infected with virus or flooding spam as a result of porn websites you subscribe to.
Cyber VD is a very common form of disease, being that ninety per cent of internet searches are pornography related anyway.
An obsession with which you cannot stop watching the Vampire Diaries. SYMPTOMS: falling in love with one (or both) of the Salvator brothers; staying up until 3 a.m. finishing a series; watching 52 episodes in less than a week; finding yourself frequently day dreaming about one (or more) of these characters. CURE: watch more Vampire Diaries.
"Hey, wanna hang?"
"Cant.. i watching VD."
"VD?"
"Shh.. no text. distracting me."
"Vampire Diaries AGAIN? You haven't stopped watching that show for the past week! You need to see a doctor about that VD-craving."
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a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease
Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.
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A VD Slut is a chick that is a major whore, and has like a million different venereal diseases.
"I hate that fucking VD Slut. She's so fuckin' slutty I got herpes just looking at her."
"That bitch is such I VD Slut, their no way I would screw her."
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A venereal disease given to you by Satan.
" I got Satan-VD"
"Oh dude, that sucks...I heard that is the worst kind."
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