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Øvre Vang, or Upper Vang is the single greatest small town in Norway. The town is located in Hedmark and has the postal code 2324. Upper Vang is normally said to be utti gokk, but other towns like Nordbygda and Åsbygda are more utti gokk
Upper Vang is the hometown of local legends Sander Brustad Bakken, Magnus Brustad Johnsen and Benjamin Adrian Øynes. You can usually find them scooting around on their scætts on Wik Matsenter or at Øverhamninga drag strip
During World War II, Upper Vang was used as Hitlers main quarter. This was not done by force, rather it was the citizens who sent a letter to Hitler that they would give their town to him in honor of his glory and help him fight for der Mutterland
Upper Vang has great tourist attractions and sights like Upper Vang Church where the annual yearly official KKK meeting is held. Although if you are an immigrant you are unfortunately not allowed to stay or visit. This was decided after the white male movement in 2010. These rules were granted by the congress when the judge didn’t show up for 15 minutes, so they were legally allowed to leave. All this was except for the refugee camp at Gåsbu which was in operation until 2017
There have been no police in Upper Vang in over 50 years, this is because everyone is law-abiding, hardworking citizens, and there is no immigrants walking freely to cause crime. All this allows young gentlemen to drive around on their mopeds and easy-motorcycles before they are old enough for their license
Guy: Hey
Girl: "ignores guy"
Guy: I'm from Upper Vang
Girl: Why didnt you say that earlier "spreads her legs"
Øvre Vang / Upper Vang
A very beautiful and stunning girl that has an amazing smile, laugh, and many other traits. Her name stands for golden flower because she shines brighter than anyone else. Her beauty will lead all others in but she already has her eyes on someone.
"You're boyfriend is so lucky to have you"
Pakou Mae Vang- "I know he is :)"