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The genitalia (Not the testes, but the penis) of a man. "Johnsen" refers to the actual penis of the man, not the crotch, the testicles, or any other region.
If the person in question has several "Johnsen"s, then this person is referred to as "Johnsenrific".
"Look there, my children! That's my Johnsen!"
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one who is fasinated with the male genitalia
wow look at that fag he is such a johnsen
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When you tie your girl to a ceiling fan naked, turn on the fan so she starts spinning. Afterwards you then strip down yourself placing your now exposed genitalia in the spinning girls trajectory, resulting in very small and quick rubbs on said genitalia.
It’s common courtesy of the male contestant to raise one leg as a sign of respect while the ordeal goes down.
I gave my girl a Dirty Johnsen last night, has to go to the ER right after for various reasons. But it was worth it!
I almost lost my dick while performing a Dirty Johnsen last night, calculated the trajectory wrong and almost got it severed.
My girl passed out last night during the Dirty Johnsen prolly cause of the constant spinning. Didn’t matter to me tho!
The definition og Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is the most beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, compassionate
,caring, loving and loyal female to ever exist!
Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen is a person everyone either wants to be with or wants to be.
She might get a lot of hate in her lifetime because of jealousy from others.
Ingeborg: Ingeborg is a scandinavian name.
Ingeborgs have a good taste in humor with som extra irony. Ingeborgs are athletic but cute, they don’t take things too seriosly but are very serious in class. They are therefor very fun to party with
Angelina: a super cute girl that is also super friendly. Every boy should have a crush on her and every girl should want to be friends with her. She may be very quiet, but she is very funny when you get to know her
oh look she got that Ingeborg Angelina Rodriguez Johnsen vibe!
Jupiter pack. The shit that got osama caught an oj off. The son of Sam named this shit in his first book an iron man lost his government contract for smoking it
“Yo bro let’s overdose tonight”
“Alright but first let’s smoke the rest of this OG Bobby Johnsen pack”