VECTORED

ROASTED TOASTED

Guy: I cheated on you
Girl :I’m breaking up with you then BOOM VECTORED

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Vectorism

Vectorism (AKA I-Don't-Want-to-Fail-Mathism) is the next big religion, as defined by two brilliant prophets at TAMS, in Denton, TX. Inspired by the speaker that purported that Islam is a fully peaceful religion, in combination with a review of Multivariable Calculus for the following day's test, Vectorism has spread like wildfire accross the math-related school, gaining popularity as a group on facebook.
Major tenets include worship of the Almighty Infinity (may he grant you an A in math), the pursuit of the way of the vector (which has not only distance, or longevity, but also direction, and thus purpose), respect for unit vectors, which shall always be hatted, and the powerful knowledge that 1+1=shit. There is a damning force that strikes all siners (reject trigonometry and be saved!), sending them not to hellfire but eternal torment through math problems. Fermat's last theorem and the like. Vectorists know that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is forty-two, and that the most blessed among us are herders of flatworms. The sacred platyhelminthes were given the gift of sight.

Vectorists need not like math; in fact, they don't even have to be good at math. They just have to have a desire to pass math

Make like a virus in spreading the good word; use your vectors wisely.

Last Wednesday she wore that sticker that proclaimed "1+1=?" on her forehead because she subscribes to Vectorism!

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Vectored

To get fucked up in any context

Did you hear about Valarie getting vectored by her math teacher?
Which way?

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vector

to be on your way to a place.

"i'm on home vector"
"friday night is a crucial drunk vector"

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vector

A penis.

Is that a vector in you're pants?

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vector

Someone who is high tech and cool.

That King of Haumoana is one totally vector graphic dude

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Vectorism

The religious study of worshipping the acquired God in the orange jump suit. You do not sign up for the religion it come for you. It will effect ur pubic bone to ur anis with a tingling sensation and you can’t stop the feeling and you can’t get rid of vectorism it is stuck permanently

Jimshee: “Runs into the isis home base to suicide bomb”

Jimgee: he must’ve denied vectorism

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