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The religion focusing on worshippint the orange wing-suited man, Vector
Joe: Hey man i converted to Vectorism
Mark: Oh thats so cool! i love worshiping Vector!
Joe;Me too bro!
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Vectorism (AKA I-Don't-Want-to-Fail-Mathism) is the next big religion, as defined by two brilliant prophets at TAMS, in Denton, TX. Inspired by the speaker that purported that Islam is a fully peaceful religion, in combination with a review of Multivariable Calculus for the following day's test, Vectorism has spread like wildfire accross the math-related school, gaining popularity as a group on facebook.
Major tenets include worship of the Almighty Infinity (may he grant you an A in math), the pursuit of the way of the vector (which has not only distance, or longevity, but also direction, and thus purpose), respect for unit vectors, which shall always be hatted, and the powerful knowledge that 1+1=shit. There is a damning force that strikes all siners (reject trigonometry and be saved!), sending them not to hellfire but eternal torment through math problems. Fermat's last theorem and the like. Vectorists know that the meaning of life, the universe, and everything is forty-two, and that the most blessed among us are herders of flatworms. The sacred platyhelminthes were given the gift of sight.
Vectorists need not like math; in fact, they don't even have to be good at math. They just have to have a desire to pass math
Make like a virus in spreading the good word; use your vectors wisely.
Last Wednesday she wore that sticker that proclaimed "1+1=?" on her forehead because she subscribes to Vectorism!
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The religious study of worshipping the acquired God in the orange jump suit. You do not sign up for the religion it come for you. It will effect ur pubic bone to ur anis with a tingling sensation and you can’t stop the feeling and you can’t get rid of vectorism it is stuck permanently
Jimshee: “Runs into the isis home base to suicide bomb”
Jimgee: he must’ve denied vectorism
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When you do something horrible and feel great about it
When your brother breaks your controller so you break his spinal cord : Get vectored
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The incarnation of god.
Vector is that guy who will give you £1000 just because he can.
Vector will also wear a stunning orange and white jumpsuit what screams “I am better than you”
Person 1 “ this sexy guy just gave me a Lamborghini for free”
Person 2 “what a vector”
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It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow, with both direction and magnitude.
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