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A young man who finds it nearly impossible to achieve sexual pleasure because only whores will sleep with him. He is usually regarded by women as a friend, not a sexual being.
damn, son, until you get some REAL pussy you're just a Velma.
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When your girl is wearing a skirt and on all fours looking for her glasses, you come in behind her and fuck her till she screams Jinkies.
Clarissa’s glasses fell off after she was attempting to hang a mirror on the wall, when she got down on all fours, Ken came in using the Velma position until she moaned Jinkies.
in reference to the orange sweater wearing nerd who always solves the case in popular children's television programme scooby doo, this phrase refers to the act of ejaculation into a woman's eyes, for the desired effect that she is temporarily blinded, like when velma loses her glasses.
note: it is not vital, but it does help if the woman in question is a secretly hot geek.
she suggested i give her a velma, so i did.
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From the scenes in Scooby-Doo capers where Velma has her glasses knocked off in the dark and is forced to search for them blindly.
Having sex from behind with a girl who wears glasses, hitting her in the back of the head so her glasses fly off onto the floor, and cumming all over the glasses. This will leave the girl blind and force her to crawl around in the dark and the cum to get her glasses so she can see.
She's not hot, but those glasses make me want to give her the Velma experience.
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Really? *Sigh* Ok... Fine. I'll say it. I liked it. Ya'll have me set up to be the only mf on the planet who didn't think it was shit. I thought the first couple of episodes were a little lazy but it had some funny moments. Some of the dialogue was a little on the nose but I donno. I enjoyed it enough to write about it.
Hym "Hohoho... For how (seemingly) progressive the writer's of 'Velma' are.... There sure was a lot of gender-binary affirming dialogue in it! The female self-defense class? The female neurologist? It's almost as if... They don't believe that gender is a social construct and doesn't exist on a spectrum! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!"
Velma is an iconic, ginger-haired, specky beaut with absolutely no facial hair and certainly no dphysleksya. Velma works as a slave for sky bet and ladbrokes in which a cumulative loss of £10 a week makes Velma very happy. Velma also likes to wear skirts and lose her glasses in hope that she grabs the rugby boys attention. Velma is yes
Skite is calling Velmas name, Velma must go
A girl with Velma syndrome is nerdy-looking, glasses-wearing, mid-length dark haired, and generally short and somewhat curvy.
She does not exuberate feminity nor is at the center of male attention, but she is still quite attractive (usually for reasons like her intelligence, more modest dressing-style, or her mild sense of humor rather that physical appearance).
She also has inopportune moments of vulnerability where she needs extra help, care, and attention (like when Velma looses her glasses).
Basically describes a girl similar to Velma from Scooby-Doo
A: "Hey that girl's kinda hot."
B: "Yeah, but she's got Velma syndrome. She's too modest and smart for you."
A: "You're right. I need a hoe like Daphne."