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Mom : Oh, honey, you have a cold!
Kid : Does that mean that your going to take me to the vet?!?!
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Bro-Vet- noun- (bRO-vEHt) - a veteran of the global war on terrorism or GWOT. The Bro-Vet is the self assessed coolest teller of his time in service.
The Bro-Vet- typically dresses in head to toe veteran owned business attire. Despite what would be considered ok “work appropriate” The Bro-Vet chalks it up to being a misunderstood Veteran, and perhaps discriminated against.
The Bro-Vet, is generally very popular on instagram and would go as far to say they are an “influencer” with their litany of hashtags and discount codes. The Bro-Vet spends countless hours on their Instagram making “inspirational posts” and trolling non military individuals hoping to understand.
The Bro-Vet has knowingly or unknowingly traded his combat uniform for his “Bro-Vet” uniform. The Brovet is ok with it, as they miss their time in Service “and the brotherhood that no one can understand” so the bro-vet suits up daily in search for other bro-vets.
The Bro-Vet is ok with standing out from the crowd and letting everyone know that they should thank him or her for their services to the country. The Bro-Vet is an equal opportunity offender. (And really does not care)
The Bro-Vet is constantly on the hunt for new companies to “rep” so that they can be the first to “rock the brand, before it goes main stream”
The Bro-Vet is the Military’s equivalent to a Hipster, as they generally have neck beards and drink military roast to order coffee.
I’m wearing 5.11 pants, a Art15 shirt, a Slate flannell, a Gshock watch drinking my Veteran roasted coffee, through a pour over, I think I might be a Bro-Vet.
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The ones that spend all the time with the animals, deal with all the clients B.S. The people who get scratched, bit, cussed at, attacked, all around used and abused. under appreciated, under paid, but most of us love our job.
The people you should pay more attention to, not just your glorified holders. (Aka when we come out with your animal, Please take them, dont have us standing there, feeling stupid because we want to talk to you, but have another 100 things to do.)
That vet tech really connects with fluffy.
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Bro-Vet- the coolest teller of stories of the long career, generally in the Military. The Bro-Vet is usually a Veteran in the Global War On Terrorism.
Bro-Vet’s put out an inadvertent beacon in way of dress (veteran owned business to tactical clothing) to flock towards eachother so that they can find other veterans; however, being a Bro-Vet can be off putting. Seeking acceptance however; alienating your veteran community.
I’m dressing in tactical pants, a tactical shirt, drinking Veteran coffee via pour over, checking my time via Gshock, oh my gosh; I’m a Bro-Vet
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When somebody's been smoking for a while and they develop strong lungs to avoid coughing.
Nathan: *hits blunt very hard*
Lawan: "Dang bro how are you not coughing?"
Nathan: "I've got vet lungs."
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Someone who is active-duty or a veteran of any branch of the military who answers their calling by pursuing the journey of entrepreneurship and is working towards building a legacy for themselves and their family by rendering the best quality services to the marketplace in their capacity.
When Elijah Best transitioned out of the World's Greatest Air Force he became a Vet Boss by starting his own company Vet Boss LLC. "Vet Boss" has pioneered a path for other active duty service members and veterans to do the same thing by helping them start and scale their own profitable LLC, coaching business, and brand from scratch!
Actually "Vet Man" is a superhero identity passed down from father to son ever since the Revolutionary war. Therefore, there have been MANY Vet Men -- but, only "ONE" at a time (there was a pair of identical twins who shared the Vet Man identity).
Vet Man is an animal loving crimefighter. Every Vet Man has been a veterinarian, and fought for his country.
Ever since 1953, Vet Man has driven a Corvette. The Corvette started out with a 6 cylinder, so 1955 was a tough year for Vet Man, because his evil nemesis, The Hunter, had a Thunderbird for his city car, and Vet Man could never catch him! Thankfully, Chevrolet came out with a V8 Corvette in 1956 and no Vette ever got beaten by a T-bird since then!
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