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a miserable tiny instrument that is highly popular but sounds like something is dying... everyone thinks these are the best instruments and take the most skill and patience. gets all the good parts, and takes all the glory from every single other section in the orchestra. *rolls eyes*
me: what's that noise?!?!?
everyone else: it's a violin concerto, i've never heard anything so beautiful in my whole life... *sighs in amazement*
me: wtf?!?! instruments aren't supposed to sound like that. it sounds like something's being tortured. besides me.
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A)the violin can give a nice sound or sound like a dying cat
B)a very precious item that can cost up to a mill
C)the violin has 4 strings "e a d g"and a bow that has a large lock
of white hoers hairs that makes noise wen rubbed agents the strings
D)the hoers hairs break...a lot
G)the violin has two f holes on the sides...no they srly are fs
A)friend picks up violin i go ruing out side "put down my violin and come help me look for that kittay"
B)friend chips f hole "oh well i bet your just rentin...THAT COST 5000 BUCKS!!!"
D)"hey can i see you bow "ya shur but i forgot to loosen the hairs on the bow so dont pull at th...SNAP :*(
G)"dose the f holes like make the sound louder(facepalm)
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When pubic hair is caught between the scrotum and head of the penis
"I got a violin man its itching my cock!"
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A new and hiptacular way to say hello! VIOLIN is said in italic sarcam, thus suggesting that you are indeed not actually saying violin, but chello (cello), a popular term thrown out there by young hipsters wishing to send a quick greeting.
BosoxFanatic220 (6:23:35 PM): VIOLIN
xo sau x3 (6:23:43 PM): haha whats upp
-Hey man.
-VIOLIN.
-Whats up?
-Not a whole lot yourself?
-same hither...
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A red mark located somewhere on a violin/violists neck area (Location varies) from excessive practicing.
Due to looking a lot like a hickey, they are usually referred to as the "Violin hickey", But in the medical world, it is referred to as "Fiddler's neck" Which is much tackier.
Violinists/Violists get these on the left side, so anyone claiming a hickey on the right side has a violin hickey is really a whore trying to cover up by looking cool.
Hickeys are most often located under the jaw, in the mid-neck area, on the collarbone, or near the front of the shoulder.
Some hickeys are caused by a reaction to the nickel in the metal holding the chin rest on, while others are caused by the constant movement of the instrument against the skin.
This red mark is often considered a "Badge of Honor" among musicians, although they are actually quite painful.
Guy 1: Oh man, is that a hickey? What've you been doing?
Guy 2: No, man. That's just my Violin Hickey.
A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
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Refers to the French neoclassical artist Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres, who while famous for his paintings was also incredibly talented though less well known for his skill on the violin.
The phrase refers to a person who is known for one talent but is so exceptional at another unrelated talent they could be equally well know for the second if not for the first.
Everyone knows joe is a great baseball player but his work as a photographer is a bit of an Ingre's Violin.