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A fur closet is a particularly hairy vagina.
Adam was unable to seal the deal with Lisa, because he couldn't force his Wang through the thick underbrush of her fur closet.
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A sexual act which involves a man resting his buttocks on his partner's shoulder, while his partner rests her chin upon his pelvis and proceeds to stroke his penis, as if playing a violin.
Jordan enjoyed Amy's musical talents far more after she demonstrated her skills with the bloated violin.
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