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viv

1. A very good fortnite streamer, she does pubs and hates customs. Fuck the chat >:(
2. According to semaology, this is referring to an old lady, a millennial.

1. "Hey yall, I'm viv, have a good day, except for you ohio"

2. Look at that viv, maybe she can help me with my report on the middle ages!

Update: I got a 100% TYSM THAT viv SAVED ME

by MoseyMosita July 8, 2023


Viv

In UK employment law, apparently every large distribution company has to have an office clerk called Viv.
Viv is middle-aged, out of touch with the 21st century (and reality), and completely hopeless at any given task.
Viv will have worked with the company for many years, but management have given up trying to figure out ways to fire her.
A compulsive liar, she will have been told off time and again for making cock-ups on the computer system, but will come in the next day and happily make the same errors.
Viv will also have a cartoon picture of fluffy bunnies as her screensaver.

Manager: "There's 10,000 items of stock in the warehouse and it's all disappeared from the system. What the hell's going on?"
Viv: "Ooooh I don't know. Is it all still there? Maybe it was that horse that came in the office. Yes. I saw a horse touch the computer, hmmmm, maybe that was it"
Manager: "Oh Lord give me strength".

by Clothears April 6, 2016


viv

synonym for stink/stinky

damn that shit mad viv

by llllleeech July 18, 2021