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A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
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A sexual act in which a partner, while performing cunnulingus on a female, blows vigorously into the vagina. The reciever then screams out annoyingly, thus becoming the vuvuzela.
Person #1: Hey man, why were you blasting the South Africa World Cup game this morning?
Person #2: No dude, I was making my girl a vuvuzela last night.
Person #1: Oh, that explains that it.
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Charming traditional instrument that plays the music of love. Its lilting melodies are hypnotic and calming. Friends become lovers to the irresistible strains of "Who Let the Dogs Out" played on this instrument of romance.
Ah, love! When I heard the gentle strains SSSSSSKKKKKKKKRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN I knew he was coming to seduce me with his vuvuzela and knew I would surrender
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The instrument of Satan. Avoid at all costs.
Man #1: Did you hear Jim bought a vuvuzela?
Man #2: Yeah, they're about to hold his execution!
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Once the richest country in South America thanks to hyperjacked workers swinging giant hammers with their huge swollen dicks. Unfortunately in 1984 George Soros imported the soybean to the country and everyone's dick shrunk below 1 inch and the country fell to communism and now everyone wants to work at Starbucks or grow avocados or be gender study professors or whatever communists do nowadays I don't know
"communism doesn't work, check what happened to Vuvuzela"
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A Vuvuzela (pronounced Vu-Vu--zayla, and originating from the Zulu word for Arse, Vuvu, and Trumpet, Zela). It is a brightly coloured plastic horn approximately 10 feet in length. The Arse-Trumpet originated in the World Cup losing country of South Africa and is tradtionally played by inserting into the anus and farting as hard as possible. A high fibre diet is required to become an adept Vuvuzela Player, although the only farty note produced is b-flat,..... or b-frat.
1:Bloke- 'Man, who cut the cheese, and what's that F**kin awful sound?'
Other Bloke-'Hey I'm only playing my Vuvuzela my good fellow!'
2: Another Bloke: 'I dun eated so many baked beans, I cud shit thru the eye of my Vuvuzela
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Why people don't watch the World Cup
Johnny: Let's turn on the 2010 World Cup!
Sally: No!! I CAN'T HANDLE THE SOUND OF THE VUVUZELAS ANYMORE!!!
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