hillbilly weld

Using a car battery as a power source for stick welding.

I did a quick hillbilly weld on that truck.

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Arc Weld

To electrocute another person by pissing on them while simultaneously being struck by lighting in a thunder storm. It is unknown whether or not a non-fatal electrocution qualifies as a true Arc Weld...

One time I got struck by lightning. It sucked... but at least I Arc Welded some fucker

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dick welding

Dick welding: The act of having hardcore ball slapping sex. Then pulling out and cumming from the top of the vagina to the bottom welding it together with your cum. After deciding not to cum in her pussy.

Dick welding:

Guy 1: you know Julie?

Guy 2: Yeah that hot girl?

Guy 1: Yeah I dick welded her pussy shut!

Girl 1: You know lucas?

Girl 2: Yeah!

Girl 1: I let him dick weld my pussy shut!

organic welding

The use of male ejaculate projected onto another persons mouth or eyes, causing them to stick shut .

She experienced some amazing organic welding last night when I blew my load in her eye and she coudln't open them for 3 hours.

snow weld

-noun
the act of packing snow into a crevice and pouring water on it until it forms ice, thereby freezing both sides of the crivice together.

That douchbag turned the air conditioner on in my car in the middle of the winter, so I put a snow weld on his car door.

jesus weld

1. The raised line running sagittal along the median of the scrotum. Formed prenatally in the first trimester when the potential labia fuse together. Most notable after swimming in cold water. So named because this is where Jesus "welded" the scrotum together.
2. That line on the nutsack going from the gooch to the dons.

"Lisa licked all up on my Jesus weld last night."

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muff welding

Verb: The act of braiding two muffs (hairy vaginas) together.

Dillon once witnessed Bre and Katie muff welding each other at Adam's party. Upon seeing this, he then ran and told Alexa and she threw up and died.

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