Welk is a type of Sea snail!, but it’s also a common phrase used around in Australia!
Welk = welcome.
C1: Could you pass me some goon, Brudda.
C2: *passes goon to C1*
C1: Thanks, pal.
C2: Your Welk.
when you're feeling kinda depressed/down right after having an especially good time, also applies to drinking/hangovers
Ngl, I've been feeling kinda welk since that weekend
Welk is a replacement for any sex related word or sex act. It can also replace the word “fuck”
“Did you welk last night?”
“They just had welk”
“There was welk everywhere”
“They got a welk job”
(Verb). When you have to pee and poop at the same time. A one and a two.
This has been a long car trip! Pull off at the next gas station. I have to Lawrence Welk.