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Welsh

People from Wales, a small country in the UK (of which England is the don). Welsh people are often accused of being 'sheep shaggers', which they vehemently deny, althought I say there's no smoke without fire. Welsh people populate the 'valleys', where they eat porridge and make love to the aforementioned fluffy animals. Welsh people tend to speak with a very weird but funny accent and the only thing more ridiculous than the comical value of their accents is their 'language', if you can even call it that. It's quite a fucked up lingo by anyone's standards and is akin to playing a voice recording backwards. Not too sure about them being as intelligent as other (biased) people have said they are on here, but from what I've seen they're second in the IQ stakes to pretty much everyone but the sheep they have sexual relations with (see Welsh Big Brother contestants along with your everyday Welsh person for examples of some of most dolt-like people in the world). Wales is also home to 'the only gay in the village' Daffyd Thomas.

English Person: Glynn, do you want to come round to mine to hang out?
Sheep Shagger AKA Welsh Person: Do you have any porridge in?
English Person: No, I don't consume that bland food in my house, go back to your own country and ask for some porridge with your weird lingo.
Sheep Shagger AKA Welsh Person: Well then I'm sorry but I'll just stay home and get intimate with the sheep that I stole from the nearby non-bestiality farm.

by ®ob June 13, 2007

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Welsh

A Person from Wales,Uk.
They’re incredibly rude and completely racist towards an other race I.e,Mancunians,Scousers,Londoners,They are extremely patriotic and if you live in a welsh town and have a strong accent you’re likely to be driven out.
They’re racist and rude,Some are nice but most of them are arrogant and rude when it comes to their home town.

“Why do all you mancs and scousers come to wales for their holidays just stay away”
“Because most of them live in wales already.”
“You shouldn’t be here if you aren’t welsh go back to your own country”

by AMancWhoknowsthetruthinnit February 28, 2020

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Welsh

Adjective:

The exact opposite to Scottish. Boring, idle and dammed right ugly.

Get aff yer fat arse and stop bein' so Welsh!

by scottish ninjas August 6, 2006

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Welsh

Welsh - Another word for Marijuana

Combine Welsh and a Belsh and you going to get stoned (unless u have shit bush welsh)

That looks like some cron welsh.

This is shit welsh bro, who did you say you got it from?

by And2602 May 2, 2010

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Welsh

Someone or something that is not bomb

Got, you suck dick Welsh.

by superdickmaster March 17, 2009

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Welsh

An inordinate amount of English when spinning a stone in shuffleboard.

shuffleboardGSCgargyleted kennedyswinger

That had so much English on it we'll have to call it Welsh!

by Tyler Morell November 17, 2008

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Welsh

A person from the country Wales and the language of Wales. The best people are Welsh.

"that guy is so good at rugby, singing and just overall amazing, he must be Welsh"

by lloyd evans yt June 3, 2018

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