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Biggest Gym Rat
He is not natty
Body count over 20
Man whore of Michigan
Is currently dating Alex Aaron
Wow! Have you seen christian Werner's insta? He is a fruit cake
Damn son, look at that ass, he so thicc that his sister got a restraining order. Damn u just wanna lick him all over with his sexy ass belly.
Greatest athlete of all time and only slightly autistic
Timo Werner starts over Mbappe
Timo Werner is the real goat; people fail to acknowledge his greatness and playstyle. Kids always say Pessi or Pendu are GOATs and they really are (Ghosts of All Time). He won the UCL in 2021, that's not his greatest achievement, he was robbed 13 Ballon D'Or's from Pessi and Pendu (they never fail to rob), 9 robbed Ucls from them and 1 robbed world cup.
No matter what 8 year old kids say, the real ones know that Timo is the goat 🐐 !
Person 1: Who is the GOAT
Person 2: Obviously, Timo Werner Goat
A bit of a disappointing person, boring and one that you would probably eat if you were the only two on a desert island, only to realise that they taste disgusting but don't worry they can't annoy you anymore.
But kinda ripped
I was so excited to meet this guy, turns out he was just a little Von Werner.
The act of biting someone while kissing
Person 1: Did you just bite me?
person 2: Yeah I was trying out the Ben Werner method 😏