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An awkward, socially unskilled, chronically virgin male who's all about women's right and gender equality, but somehow thinks women need him to fight their own battles. A desperate sexually starved male that thinks systematically siding with women will get him free blowjobs.
-John, if you didn't act like a white knight, Catherine might not have run away.
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A white knight is a guy that defends and protects girls for no reason.
Unlike regular knights who's acts are steeped in desire, a white knight truly desires nothing more than her well being, and would rather be somebody who really loves them and really cares for them, to harrowing inconvenience, in loss and to be that real, existing inside another heart in a way that can never end pathetically, generically and foolishly.
I white knight for girls. That's what I do.
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when your buddy (typically Ryan) does too much cocaine and can’t control his urges, which ultimately leads to him losing his job and his life spiraling downwards.
Yo dude, you’re being a real White Knight, and the brodies are getting real concerned. Please lay off the yak for a bit m8.
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A White Knight is someone who goes on to the website Urban Dictionary and creates a definition under the name of their more than likely obese girlfriend. Type in almost any girl's name into the search bar and you will pull up one of these definitions.
Typically they will state what "a cool person they are", "how smart they are", "how cute they are", or other various statements about a girl no one but said White Knight gives a fuck about.
The only reason such definitions are even made are so they can show their girlfriend (obese) at how creative and cute they think they are being despite the fact 1000s of other dick bags have done the same thing already.
These definitions are quite annoying especially if you have the Urban Dictionary app for your Droid and constantly get them as a random definition.
Examples of douche bags being White Knights:
1. Kelly
The smartest person ever, someone with a great personality, has golden locks of hair.
2. Susan
The face of a tranny, hands of a man, junk in the trunk.
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A sexual encounter where multiple guys ejaculate on another man's penis which he then uses as a lubricant to preform anal sex with the other males.
"Garrison, last night Jesse was the White Knight!"
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Sexual act preformed at night while masterbating over the maiden in distress
"I've bin white knighted...." "really?! so lucky all i got was spit roasted"
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A shaming term used by Men's Rights Activist whenever a man agrees with a woman or supports women's rights in an online conversation, because real men never actually agree with women. The implication is that the man, rather than forming his own opinion, wishes to get laid, which of course is entirely possible over internet forums. Often accompanied by beta, cuck, magina or any inane 4chan terminology.
That beta cuck White Knight thinks he'll get laid if he blabs on about consent.
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