v. (vulgar, colloquial) (often speculative, boasting) (bowdlerized slang) have sexual intercourse with. Especially used POS.
"I'm going to wife her". "I would wife her so hard". "I would wife Betty, but the whole time I'd be thinking about Wilma"
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An acronym for Wash, Iron, Fuck, Etc.
"Wife's an acronym for wash, iron, fuck, etc." - Vakill
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Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma
You know what the word wife stands for? Whining, irritable, fucking, enigma.
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Wife or that bitch that took the kids
fuck you Amand you dumb fucking bitch. I trusted you, I loved you. i wish you were never my wife. fuck you, you piece of shit. I wanted to have a family, and you just go and do that with Roy, I should have never trusted you. I'll never love again
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person one:hey my wife stopped working
person two: you mean your dishwasher?
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A bitch who does all the work in house and cooks for you because your to tired of "working all day" to do it.
Hey you fucken bitch ass wife, make me a sandwich plz:)
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