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wigan scene

really reallly really really shit

she has stripes in her hair and wears hello kitty she must be a wigan scene marble basher

by frederic englebert January 3, 2008

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Wigan & Leigh

A place of boderline sluts, chavs, complete autists and the occasional normal person.
So poorly funded and ran by both government and staff alike it might as well be wiped off the map to reduce student suicide rates.
Ran in three sites:
Leigh - We don't talk about that
Parsons - Full of complete spengs either doing IT (mostly guys) and basically every girl in a 30mile radius doing health and social
The School for the Arts - A safehaven for every little snowflake, mong or speng alike, the front door is where your dreams arrive, the aptly named "closet of hope" is where they go to die (stickmen included).

"So where are you going to college and what do you plan to do"

"Oh I'm going to Wigan & Leigh to do Photography with the late great divorcee himself"

"Poor cunt, be better off overdosing in a Wendy house than go to that shit hole"

by TheClosetOfHope May 16, 2019

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Wigan Wedge

A delicacy from the North West of England. Allegedly originating in the Wigan area, hence the name, but also popular in Manchester.

Butter a bread roll, or barm-cake. Microwave a pork pie (growler) until the pastry goes soft and the jelly begins to melt, and then put the pie in the bun. Yummy.

What did you have for breakfast this morning?

A mug of tea and a Wigan Wedge

by retrotecchie February 1, 2011

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wigan Sandwich

A pie between two slices of bread

I had a Wigan Sandwich last night... boffed everywhere

by TBasley November 8, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


wigan kebab

Pulling a fat slapper after last orders and doing it up a back alley (in all senses of the word)

I was so drunk last night I'd only realised I'd had a kebab by the stains on my shoe

by Lord Percy July 10, 2003

19๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


Wigan Kebab

The act of two or more young males double/triple/quadruple penetrating the same vagina in unison with each other

"Do you nice young boys fancy stuffing me up the flume?"

"Too right love, me and the lads here will give you a Wigan Kebab!"

by Tony Blizzard January 21, 2010

11๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


wigan warriors

a team that calls themselves the best in all the land when they have not won a grand final since 2018 and losing the world club series to the Sydney roosters the only trophy they've won since then was the league leaders shield to stop a dreadful team from winning it

wigan warriors the best in all the land

by DeebotheGOAT March 11, 2022

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