Oprah Winfrey Network

Better known as OWN, this is a channel exclusively dedicated to 24/7 daytime programming, but is subject to change in the future, as it is still in it's infancy. Also serves as an early sign of Oprah's plans of dominating the world taking place.

Person A: Hey, Oprah Winfrey has her own network now called the Oprah Winfrey Network.

Person B: Word? You won't catch me watching that shit.

Person A: True, but it won't be long now until you hear about an Oprah Winfrey country populated by nothing but middle-aged housewives.

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Oprah Winfrey's Disease

When a chick, who is usually fat, gets skinny, then fat than skinny again. But she always ends up fat for a while, suffering from not being able to stay skinny. Named for Oprah's constant wait loss and eventaul regain.

Ted: That cow Hillary is fat again! She was skinny last week!
Pat: Poor bitch has Oprah Winfrey's Disease! She can't keep the wait off.

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Oprah Winfrey

one sexy motherfucker

Oprah Winfrey can get this pipe

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oprah winfrey orgy

When you have an std and you have an orgy-

AND YOU HAVE AIDS! AND YOU HAVE AIDS! AND YOU HAVE AIDS! EVERYBODY GETS AIDS!

Oprah Winfrey orgy

oprah winfrey syndrome

If you disclose anything bad about your life, a person with Oprah Winfrey Syndrome will say they had it happen to them too. One day a guest on the Oprah show disclosed being sexually molested Oprah disclosed that it had happened to her too. Another day a guest disclosed using Cocaine, and Oprah said she did too. I'm not saying that Oprah and other's with this condition are lying, but they always seem to have a story of hardship that is equal, if not worse, than the one you just told.

here is an example of the Oprah Winfrey Syndrome

Suzy: I don't know what I'm going to do I just lost my job.

Pam: Girl, I just lost my job too, and I found out I'm not eligible for unemployment!

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Oprah Winfrey bitch

When "you get this pussy, you get this pussy, everybody gets this pussy"

Theres this one girl named Molly at our school and she's such an Oprah Winfrey bitch

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Oprah Winfrey Rawdog

While in a fight, taking out your penis and sodomizing the losing side

"I Oprah Winfrey Rawdogged this douche outside the bar."

"Damn, that's hardcore."

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