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a alternative pronoun to the word "pussy". Hot delicious pussy that give a scent as strong as a wonton meal from a Chinese restaurant.
"Hop up in my car, then I drop my roof, smell like wonton soup, thats just how I do, then I park my car, then I fuck yo bitch, eat that wonton soup, smell like wonton soup...."
-(Legendary) Lil B "Wonton Soup" song
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A person of mixed Chinese and Indian heritage. This phrase was coined by curry wonton, Gerard Lee, who hails from the twin island republic of Trinidad and Tobago.
Anya Ayoung-Chee is a curry wonton.
the term wonton wonder is used to describe a spectacular metrosexual beast of chinese descent. whilst his homosexual tendencies are famous world-over, the jolly chinaman is still revered by his peers due to his exceptional knowledge and understanding of the scientific world. whilst the term can be used in a derogatory fashion i.e. 'fuck you wonton wonder you dirty chinaman, it is more commonly used to praise the elegant creature after a well received joke or witticism. whilst the wonton wonder may be a well-liked member of the group, his over zealous metrosexual tendencies may cause him to be on the receiving end of homophobic remarks
e.g. #1 (derogatory manner)
wonton wonder: hey guys wanna go buy some clothes and compare penises?
unfortunate acquaintance: dude, fuck.... wonton u metro
e.g. #2 (complementing)
wonton wonder: confucious say man who sit on toilet high on pot
acquaintance: HAHAHAHAH wonton u lej
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When a gay guy shoves his balls and ball sack in another gay mans ass, a dirty wonton is what his sack looks like after he pulls them out.
Ex. If that fag keeps hitting on my boyfriend, I am gonna go smack his face with my dirty wonton.
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A wonton special is when two Asian men bang a woman (most often a basic white girl) in the butt using duck sauce as lube.
I'll have a wonton special, extra duck sauce.
Used and rolled up tissue or toilet paper.
Will you take that basket out finally? It's spilling over with your snot wontons.
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when one takes out a woman's dirty tampon with their teeth and then shakes their head rapidly back and forth, leaving red "war paint" on his cheeks.
I ran out of facepaint, so i just chief wontoned a chick.
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