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a boner or erection experienced when a guy wakes up in the morning.
damnit, fucking morning wood gave me a huge-ass boner and I'm sleeping in the same hotel room as my mom
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When you wake up and you have a massive boner. You could go camping with the tent you pop every morning. You cannot get out of bed untill everyone is out of the room.
When i pop my massive tent, with my morning wood all the girls jumped in.
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n. When a man wakes up with a boner. 1. Attributed to natural causes, or
2. Possibly derived from getting Morning head or both.
I had such fat morning wood I couldn't go to the bathroom when I got up today.
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When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
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You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.
Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
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An erection a male has when waking up.
Also known as a piss-hardon.
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the biggest boner you can get. you wake up after sleeping, and your dick is hard as a rock. the best way to get rid of it is to have a sweaty sex session with some fly ruca, she will love it too.
damn baby, i got morning wood. oh well, i guess ill just have to fuck the shit out of you.
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