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A hard penis.
I stabbed her a new hole with my Woody Woodpecker.
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When a male is engaging in sexual intercource with a female partner, he turns her upside down in a headstand postion. He the proceeds to step on her chin and spread her legs. At this point he performs rapid cunnilingius on her.
Girl 1: Hey, why is your neck so crooked?
Girl 2: Oh, Pat gave me the woodpecker last night.
Girl 1: Damn, that guy is hot.
Girl 2: Yup
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(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.
"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.
When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
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When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.
Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?
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The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
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a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head
she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.
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