(Past tense verb). To speak in an unclear, fragmented manner, usually word-to-word, rather than in proper sentences. People might speak like this while enraged, nervous, hesitant, or off their head on alcohol.
"Shut. Shut. Shut the hell up.", woodpeckered Steve.
When you've got your lady bent over like you're doin her from behind but instead of fuckin you eat her out and whilst you are licking the fuck out that pussy your nose is dangerously close to the b hole so you decide to kill 2 birds with 1 stone and "woodpecker" her b hole with your nose simultaneously
My buddy was eating bbq sauce out of his girls pussy when he decided to double the pleasure and give her the woodpecker.
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when you are wearing a hat, and you use the bill to hit people with, while still wearing it. very similiar action to that of a woodpecker bird.
Tony purposely put on his hat so he could annoy the shit out of everyone when he woodpeckered them
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When a woman viciously beats on a dick; also known as a hand job.
Wow, have you felt that girl woodpeck?
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The smashing of the cell phone antenna off a person's head to cause a golf ball size lump. Mostly used for disciplanary actions in the pharmaceutical industry.
Person A (boss): "What time does my cell phone say?"
Person B (innocent employee): "I don't know....?"
Person A: "WOODPECKER TIME!!!!!" followed by an immediate smashing of Person B's skull.
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a person that chokes alot when giving a guy head
she is such a woodpecker, she can't deepthroat.
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a girl who bites a guys dick while giving him a blowjob
charlene africa is a woodpecker
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