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Disturbing reptilian creature with the abilities to deepthroat an entire turtle and either regurgitate the carapace at breakneck speeds or instantaneously form it into a sizable egg and pass it through its cloaca. It often frustrates some people with its inability to maintain either a wholly spitting or swallowing policy. Also, a reputed lover of the equally ambiguous Birdo.
Nintendo "gamer": Hey Yoshi, spits or swallows?
Yoshi: (inane gibberish possibly meaning "I will deepthroat your entire being and then decide.")
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The sweetest, most amazing guy to ever walk the face of the earth. The only guy to know just how to make me smile, even more, the only guy who will take the time to try.
He always puts himself last, even when he knows he should worry about himself. He is selfless, and never selfish.
He is quite possibly the closest to perfection one can get.
Yoshi is the best guy ever alive
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A verb/noun meaning the act of receiving oral sex; derived from the sound that Yoshi makes in games such as Mario Kart/Party/Super Mario. The sound is similar to when a female is surprised with a cum present a.k.a jizz in her mouth. When swallowing is not an option. Sounds like: "Mlawwhhp!!!"
"That yoshi I got last night was superb!"
"That girl is great at giving head, she should give yoshi lessons."
"Peach gave Yoshi a yoshi while Mario angrily watched.
"Dude I cant come over right now, I'm getting yoshied."
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The guy that never shuts up when he should
Yoshi: cummies uwu owo
Person 2: please leave
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The shit. He is the best character ever from mario games and can kick some serious ass. Mario wouldn't be where he is today if it wasn't for Yoshi. Cute as fuck and dangerous as fuck too, don't fuck with a Yoshi.
Yoshi will murder your ass if you piss him off. Long live the Yoshi kingdom!! Love the Yoshi, be the Yoshi, eat like Yoshi.
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