you’re a madness

Commonly used in Britain to refer to an attractive female to let them know they are outstanding

“Not being funny but you’re a madness, like, dammmmnnn”

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You’re adopted

When a whore doesn’t want to fuck so she adopts instead of FUCKING.

Dad: Son
Son: yes, dad?
Dad: You’re adopted
Son: WAHHHHHHHHHHH

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you’re a sweat

a try hard

holy shit Gavin, you’re a sweat!!

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You’re done

Well shit. You must be garbage to be told this. You must have absolutely lost a competitive match, or someone gave you the biggest roasting session on life.

Dude1: *says some stupid shit*
Dude2: “You’re done”
Dude1: “What you mean? It ain’t that bad.”
Dude2: “Get fucking obliterated kid.”

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You’re stackin

Term used for the amount of money also can be used for an amount of illegal products

Damn you’re stackin boiii nice tits, those are like a couple succulent pairs of ham.
Or

(*whips out $5000)damn bro you’re stackin..

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You’re David

Someone who acts homesexual in a narcissistic way or a marriage man fucker

Stop saying men aren’t shit, you’re David as hell

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you’re mine

When a guy says you’re mine he’s going to put you through hell of mind games and a situationship. He will treat you like his girl yet he won’t claim you

Beth: I think he likes me we might move to the next step , he said “ you’re mine”

Lisa: girl that fuckboy don’t like he , he’s using you

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