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The 12th of may is!
The day where you get to eat,lick,makeout with your milf moms pussy and give her the great time that slut needs
Mom…
Yes sweetie
Take them panties off
Why sweetheart
Because it’s…
National eat your moms pussy day
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Instead of saying "pulling your leg", you say flicking your pussy as a way of telling people, usually females, that you are just kidding around.
Kyle: Wow, did you know that they are giving away free t-shirts over there?
Sue: No I didn't, I'm gonna go get one right now.
Kyle: Haha you actually believed me, come on i was just flicking your pussy.
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When you take chewing gum and have the woman’s queef blow it up for you then you eat the chewing gum and offer it to your mom to throw away
Mother do you think you can take this chewing gum and throw it away, It’s from my girlfriends blow hole she just pop your pussy
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the act of a man uprooting his entire life (career trajectory, long-term friendships, financial stability, etc.) solely based upon the opportunity for consistent female companionship in another location. The decision often comes off as rash and nearsighted to other male acquaintances, but makes sense on a deeper level to the man that is directly involved.
Terry: "Hey Bill, word around the office is that your last day is this Friday."
Bill: "Yeah, I'm moving to Peace River at the start of July..."
Terry: "Peace River?! Man, what in the flying fuck are ya going to do way out there!?"
Bill: "Hannah's parents are from there. Plus, she just landed a new job as a teaching assistant at an elementary school."
Terry: "...ahhhh packing your bags for pussy, eh? Definitely not the first guy to do so. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do!"
A way of telling someone to stop their bitching & take control of their life!
Lora- "what am I doing with my life!?"
Calvin- "Push your pussy to the left."
Aspire to do better, do better, be your authentic self
Step your pussy up, get a job, own a business...etc
When a female is not perfoming up to par when compared to various expectations
YO sex game aint really tight, honestly...you need to step your pussy up
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