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Used to disparage your affiliation with someone making a complete jackass out of himself. In college it almost always means “come pick up your drunk friend who can’t handle his liquor and is about to get his ass kicked, drive home drunk, or in some other way embarrass you and your fraternity.” Can also be applied during adulthood to mock your association with someone woefully unqualified claiming to be with your organization or institution.
Hey Stanford, come get your boy Dr. Scott Atlas, the radiologist (glorified X-ray Tech but with MRIs) directing Coronavirus policy in the United States. He’s on Fox News every day saying dumb shit like masks don’t work and everyone should catch COVID. He still claims to be with the Hoover Institution.
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A saying from a beautiful YouTube sensation Tessa Brooks.
Yeah I smell good is that your boys cologne.
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When your boy really needs you to help them or wants you to perform a task, saying, "I just need you to do this one time for your boy." The only valid responses are, "ONE TIME," "JUST FUCKING ONCE," or, in an affirming tone, "one time, ONE FUCKING TIME FOR YOUR BOY."
Valid requests include: when you want your boy to hard force viper + infestor, roll a fatty spliff, or take the dog out so you can do one of the first two.
You: can you roll me a spliff real quick, one time for your boy??? And for fucking ONCE can you PLEASE infestor viper all-in???
Me: Yea bro, I gotchu. ONE FUCKING TIME BRO.
when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.
“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”
Spoil your bestfriend, this particular day, your boy bestfriend!
“Why are you so ok with buying me a PS5??”
“Because its national spoil your boy bestfriend day!”
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a name given to some one who portrays all the qualities of an absolute toolbag. this person just looks like the type of person who is not big or chill.
also someone who buys a 30 rack of beer for college and still has 27 of them left after 6 weeks....and has blacked out twice....
jon: "Yo did you hear vito did kathy's homework for her?"
ryan: "oh wow...hahah...he's your OFFICIAL boy"
kyle: "guys, i dont want to go to the party because i already told my mom and she called the cops"
nick: "but juan jarr will be there..."
kyle: "okay i'll come, but only because i want to see my OFFICIAL boy"
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When your horse falls and dies and you hover your hand over your horse and you revive it and jumps back on horse and says “your ok boy”
Arthur:Your ok boy
Horse:*happiness noises*