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An expression/suggestion used in situations where someone hasn't fucked in awhile, thereby making his dick "dusty"
"dude, u've been cockteased by so many girls lately, its about time you dust your dick
First person: I havent fucked in awhile, i need to dust my dick
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A term used by 3 girls from Norn Iron to express extreme displeasure at a comment or action against them
"Aye, up your dick sure."
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Dude #1: Dude, WTF are you doing?
Dude #2: Cool your dick, dude.
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basically the phrase "not even with your dick" is used to stress how completely skanky, disgusting, or generally unattractive a woman is.
Guy 1 "Hey would you screw that dike
Lyndsey Lohan was dating?"
Guy 2 "Hell no... Not even with your dick. That bitch is downright fugly!"
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Cock blocking yourself, getting into a situation where you fuck your own stupid ass over.
"Stepping on your dick"
Having your best friend Joseph remind you of your dumb ass getting busted when you were cheating on your girlfriend, while you all are having a lovely dinner together.
Noe kept "Stepping on his dick" because he was trying to fuck his girlfriend and a neighbor slut, Define Slut:(Side piece) or (Daddy's little cum dumpster). However he wasn't smooth enough and he kept getting busted while inserting his junk up into his sluts love pipes or piss flaps.
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The act of completly forgetting ones main objective and becoming distracted by a meaningless task
While setting up the water display at work, Jake discovered a bouncy ball on the floor and proceded to bounce it off the ceiling for 30 minutes. It was only until his Supervisor came and told him to stop Jackin' Your Dick and he got back to work.
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Pulling your dick is when you exaggerate statements.
Make your john seem longer then it is. Much like the big fish story.
You can also use this phrase for replies. "Bro, you really need to stop pulling your dick."
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