When your professional hockey team loses 6-3 to a Zamboni Driver (or lose badly to anyone ever, after Feb 22, 2020)
Dude, The Leafs got Zambonied last night.
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When having intercourse doggy style the gentleman pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back then spreeds his seed copiously over her back. She then has to find some sort of object to reach around behind her to scrape the dried ejaculant off. A similar effect can be reached by having expert aim to hit the exact spot where she can't reach...this variation is called the Ice Scraper.
That shits so thick she could deflect bullets off her back after the Zamboni was finished.
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A piece of cloth (e.g. hankerchief, sock, underwear, t-shirt) that is used to clean up any and all spills in a college dorm room.
"Oh crap I just spilled my beer...Get the Zamboni!"
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A sexual act in which a female is held upside down by a male or female partner who performs cunnilingus on her, all erstwhile the two walk in unison.
This is not for novices, people with back problems, or pregnant women. This also works best when the "zamboni driver," if you will, is a midget of taller variation.
For an added challenge, especially for straight couples, the female and male switch positions.
After her successful floor routine, the gymnast was rewarded by her coach with a breathtaking zamboni.
I was short on cash so for my girlfriend's birthday I just gave her a zamboni. That did the trick.
The crowd cheered with much enthusiasm as the zamboni came out onto the rink. Unfortunately, it fell over.
Zamboni, teabag! You guys are such butts!
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A sexual act involving three persons where by a male/female is on all fours, while a male performs anal intercourse and the third is being given oral. before ejaculation the male receiving oral pulls out and ejaculates on the floor in front of person on all fours. Then the person giving anal then slowly moves the person on all fours forward while he/she "cleans up."
dude my knees are all rug burned from when we pulled a zamboni on that chick the other night. good times bro!
hey she's between periods, you should cruise over and we'll give her the zamboni.
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After a few passes with the Zamboni she was good to go.
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Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!