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1. frickin geo daddy who licked his geo stick
2. childe’s simping squad
3. His morhfuckin geo asteriod that can wipe us like the shitty dinosaur did
4. He loves shitty people to suffer the wrath of the rock
5 Hes the man that i god damn lose 50/50 and get shitty mona! 👆
Zhongli, come home with me
geo daddy
grandpa
A big dick fellow with a giant ass
Uses big stick to fight enemies
Sharron: Zhongli can slam his big cock into my wet, tight hole. God he makes me so wet and horny
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The God of Contracts and the Geo Archon, also known as Morax or Rex Lapis. His capability of erecting a big stone pillar gave him the nickname Big Zhong Dong. Zhongli is the daddiest, sexiest, most thick-assed geo user in Genshin history. Have you seen his ass? You should, you won't regret it. Not even Arataki Itto can beat him with his boobas. Zhongli automatically makes all people within a 100 mile radius horny for his Big Zhong Dong.
"Have you seen Zhongli's massive, hard pillar?"
"Depends on which one you're talking about."
A grandpa who somehow has a fatter ass than half of the men in Genshin Impact. Even straight men simp for him.
zhongli? you mean that old guy with the badonkadonk?
A suspiciously god-like funeral parlor consultant with the thickest, juiciest, meatiest ass any broke gacha gamer has ever seen in their entire life. Every time he so much as moves an inch his cheeks clap so loud that it summons earthquakes and puts ancient gods to their brutal demise. Upon using his elemental skill he summons a dangerously phallic looking 80-inch rock that makes enemies cream in their pants the second they get hit by it.
Mom: What are you doing?
Me: Checking out Zhongli's fat juicy ass
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