To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected
David: "Jades asked me to marry her"
Elliot: "Zoink!"
-or-
Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"
Rob: "oh Zoink"
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to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents
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f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.
that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!
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When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).
It can be used as a threat:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!
or for fun:
Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..
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a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
"Zoink!"
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Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.
"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"
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