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Zoinks!

A form of being surprised.

Zoinks! THAS A RAT BISH!

by stansfn June 14, 2019

9๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

To verbally act suprised or to inform the other party that what they have said is a little out of the ordinary and unexpected

David: "Jades asked me to marry her"

Elliot: "Zoink!"

-or-

Ben: "There is something I havent told you, 6 years ago I secretly met Kate"

Rob: "oh Zoink"

by Crouch June 2, 2006

67๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoink

to steal from one person in a way that demeans them, and their observational talents

"Zoink! got your car!"

by Nick Baker April 17, 2008

56๐Ÿ‘ 52๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoinked

f'd up, inebriated or under the influence of a substance, most likely pills.

that bitch is zoinked on vicadin!!

by labio July 2, 2008

11๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

When couples are fooling around and one of the partners pokes the other's anus (not always entering).

It can be used as a threat:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh please no!

or for fun:

Jack: Give me my phone, or i'll zoink you
Jane: Oh well..

by Zoinkisaurous February 16, 2011

41๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


Zoink

a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised

"Zoink!"

by Aaron W. December 3, 2002

38๐Ÿ‘ 42๐Ÿ‘Ž


zoinks

Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.

"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"

by cordrone October 19, 2009

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