a strange uttered noise expressed when (an idiot) surprised
"Zoink!"
Expression used, uttered, yelled or screamed when All Star right fielder Jayson Werth of the Philadelphia Philles, who looks like the character of Shaggy from Scooby Doo, makes a clutch hit or crushes a home run.
"Zoinks!!! That ball is outta here!"
A subsitution of basically any verb, like 'smurf' from the smurfs. However, zoink usually means to to smoke cannabis or to steal (sometimes also in the more innocent form of 'stealing', to playfully hide). Zoinking's derivation comes from being, or getting zoinked.
"Hey man let's go zoink the stuff I got from my dealer."
"Did you zoink my shoes dude?"
"Dude he can't stop fucking zoinking."
When someone says some fucking beyond retarded shit and you have no idea what to respond
-"I wonder what its like to fuck a fish"
-"Zoinks!"
The act of having bomb-ass sex
You down for zoinking tonight.
The action of getting wrecked by means of alcohol and/or marijuana
Oh man I got so zoinked with the homies last night, I don’t remember a thing.