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Can be used as a replacement of 'f*cking'.
1.I don't want to go on the zonking school trip!
2.What the zonk?
3.I am zonked out!
(tired)
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A gag prize or worthless item (Origin from "Let's Make a Deal")
The contestant gave away $1500 for the curtain. She ended up getting zonked.
87👍 87👎
A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.
Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.
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When you don’t know what you’re even on, where you’re at, what you’ve been, or who you are.
“I’ve said I’m zonked when I’m not even passed out” - Brody
The equivalent of zoinks, but without the I so it makes the person feel way more stupid about the cringey thing they just said or did.
Bill: oh man, I love when I get to eat Toilet bowl spaghetti on toilet bowl spaghetti tuesdays
Tim: Zonk Bill, Zonks.
A very rude gesture harnessing the use of prayers. Also the name of a really cool car.
"I'll give you my car which is named Zonk if you let me zonk you 5 times." "Deal"