zonking

the process of banging, f*cking, having sex..

We were "zonking" in his parent's room and they walked in

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zonking

The act of executing a zonk

That zonking was great, I did not want to do pt this morning.

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Zonked

being completely exhausted

God damn, I'm hella zonked from that party last night

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Zonked

(Adjective) Usually caused by drug use, it’s when you’re not sleepwalking but not fully awake either. You’re awake, but you’re acting as if you had no agency and things only happen to you. But also you’re not like a zombie.

You’re just ZONKED

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zonk

Unofficial army command. Typically used during PT (physical training) formations during extremely shitty weather as a way of dismissing a unit from duty. After the command of “Zonk!!” is given the entire unit runs off screaming and shouting to their barracks rooms or cars.

Man, this morning it was 34 degrees and pissing rain. Thank god First Seargent called a zonk.

1SG : “Company!!”
Platoon SGTs in unison : “Platoon!!”
1SG: “Atten-sion!!.....ZONK!!!!”

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Zonked

The state of which you feel when high

Guys I'm fully zonked right now

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zonked

1. To fall asleep, normally because of exhaustion.

2. The original term 'zonked' was coined by Ken Kesey and his band of Merry Pranksters. It originally meant that you were high on LSD. Nowadays, it just refers to being stupendously stoned, on any drug.

1. Dan zonked out after swimming for six hours.

2. Jim is so zonked. He drank some of the electric koolaid.

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