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A hockey player who basically sucks and or his/her ankles bend in while he/she skates. Perfectly used while chirping your opponent.
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The status of being bent for more than a day. Usually results in loss of memory, money, strange tattoos, and other things you'll have a hell of a time explaining.
Though his penis burned when he peed, John could not remember what happened on Labor Day weekend because he was on a three day bender.
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british slang for a poof (homosexual)
Hey Johnny, look at those pair of benders gaying it up on the dance floor
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The act of taking a huge, painful, bloody shit after eating a large amount of rocks.
I need to get an anal transplant after taking a bender last night.
Oh shit. How many rocks did you eat?
IDK probably like 37
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An event so evil and reckless it is spoken about for years to follow. occuring without notice or planning, arising from the spontaneous combination of just the right people.
Days on end of booze, drugs, cigs, and balls-to-the wall partying. includes no conception of time or place, all usual sleeping schedules are abolished:sleep when and where you want, but upon waking one must resume consumption of alcohol--red-neck mimosa's are a staple--zero consumption of non-alcoholic beverages is allowed. Frequent and sporadic dance parties, lack of clothing, drinking from the Measuring Cup, and fridges full of nothing but beer are common phenomena.
The taking of local boozing establishment by storm, already intoxicated from days on end of partying, is also commonplace.
operating vehicles off-road under the influence of controlled and uncontrolled substances may also play a role.
"I'M ON A BENDER I NEED A BEER!"
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When an alcoholic devotes most of his time to heavy drinking, usually throughout the day, and is often considered a long term binge that can last anywhere from 4 days to 2 months.
one who lacks the ability to skate during an ice hockey game. one who bends at the skates while playing hockey. hall way status if you will.
harry shaw- indiana jr.ice. damn harry shaw is a bender
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