A Billing

To receive sexual stimulation from the oppsite sex's hand, whilst intoxicated. This can be via a 'hand job' or just by touch.

Guy A "Oh shit man, I think he got A Billing last night!"
Guy B "What?! From HER!? No way... He can't have been THAT drunk.
Guy B "Well, he said he was... But I'm pretty sure I only saw him drink two cans.."

Guy C "Gonna try get with her tonight?"
Guy D "Yeah I reckon I can get A Billing out of her before I leave"

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bill

1.a draft of a proposed law presented for approval to a legislative body
2.a piece of legal tender;money
3.a statement of costs or charges
4.a kickname for a person usually named william

1.The bill became a law.
2. I have a $20 bill left.
3. My parents grounded me after they saw my cell phone bill.
4. Bill is being an idiot today!

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Bill

One word says it all:
SuperAwesomeAmazingFantasticTerrificBestPersonEverFantabulousANDDDbetterthanrichard

"Ahh Bill I hate you! Why do you always have to be better than me?!" Cried the poor lonely richard who was sadly playing with his iPhone.

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billful

The quantity that a bird can take in its bill or beak : a beakful.

Use in a sentence:

The sparrow was very hungry but it could only take little billfuls of seeds at a time because of its small bill.

billed it.

It is the word used to describe the complete and utter failure of any activity performed by someone trying too hard to be "cool".
The act is usually followed by slight ridicule and the chanting of the word every time that person tries to speak, for a short time.

"Hey guys, Rudi just tried to give me shit advice and totally billed it."

"But my mum liked it when i gave it to her last nigh..."

"Billed it."

"But i..."

"BILLED IT!!!"

Bill

A handy man, who is the kind of person you never really see angry, but no one really talks about the last person who pissed him off

Grandpa Bill

Billings

A too very common family in North Carolina where incest is no problem with them as long as the get their own cousins/brother or sisters penis/vagina touching to make more Billings

Boy Billings: Mom and dad are away.
Girl Billings: Thinking what I'm thinking?
*9 months later*
Girl Billings: Mom, Dad...I'm pregnant with my brothers baby...
Mother Billings: awe good job baby, you made our family proud!

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