fiddling

At the beginning of a beer pong game whilst teammates are filling up the cups, they accidentally pour into the same cup

Tim: "Oh man we just totally fiddled!"

Mark" "Yeah we did man! Big Fiddling Fiddler McFiddlestein!"

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Fiddle

A strange beast who's name is often used to scare young children.
This creature is known to urinate anywhere and anywhere without prejudice.
Has mother issues and can often pass out without warning.

"Stop that or the Fiddle will get you"

"pffft, he drinks like a Fiddle"

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fiddle

A flattened, roadkill squirrel that has hardened over time thus taking on the shape of a fiddle/violin.

That highway was riddled with fiddles.

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fiddled

to be fingered

“he fiddled me last night”

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Faddle-fiddle

A variant of fiddle-faddle, which means just the same.

You are wasting time on a lot of fiddle-faddle, and some faddle-fiddle !

promise fiddle

The act of exchanging spirit fingers with a friend when coming to an agreement- quite similar to the act of a handshake.

"Promise fiddle me that you'll invite us to Stamford."

fiddle fist

When a person shoves their left fist up another persons ass and movies their right arm as if playing a song on a fiddle.

Last night after the party, that guy came over to my house and fiddle fisted the shit out of me!