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Julies are inspiring beautiful creatures only few can understand, admired by many. They tend to give off this shine when they walk into a room. Some may think they are stupid or even shy but really they are just withholding their wit because not everyone deserves to see a Julie at their fullest. It’s quite a site to see. They are goddess’s of love and accept people for who they are but diminish her friends or her, for that matter and you may enjoy her absence forever, she doesn’t even give you the chance to redeem yourself, she has made her decision. You are not worthy of a Julie. Only she is the truest purest of all forms, deciding your fate will be easy for her. She loves to play and tease, laugh and push the boundaries of life. Not a second is boring with her, as she will find ways to always entertain and be fun. She is someone you could spend all eternity with and not get bored. Let her show you life through her eyes and you will love again.
If Julie is not at the party i'm not going.
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To distress or perturb mentally or emotionally...
Why are you catching the "Julies"??? it's a joke
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In omegaverse, Juli is omega, not even close to alpha. Also gives off cat energy, beware!! But Juli is very cool
Juli gives off so much cat energy!
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Birthdays in the month of July is another way of saying that your father failed No Nut November. Through the dna passed to you from your father you obtain at least 50% failure.
Me: hey when’s your birthday
Friend: July 3rd
Me: wow your dad only lasted 3 days, you are a failure
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Particularly a female klutz. She is hard-working, on the go and always tripping.
Her name is also the adapted version of "Bad Luck Brian." All great, funny things happen when a Juli is not around. When you least expect it, a Juli will stumble and fall gracefully. She is one of the most elegant creatures around, creating finesse with every stride before hitting the ground.
I think that's a Juli. If you stare long enough, she will probably trip and fall. Wait for it....
I was walking up the stairs and totally pulled a Juli.
I just Juli'ed on my way to school.
Nothing exciting ever happens to a Juli.
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A smart, goofy, gorgeous girl that is named after the month she was born in. She always makes everyone laugh and any time with her is a good time. She is always there for you when you need her and is always down for an adventure! A perfect mix of laid back and ambition.
That girl is so cool! That has to be July!
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A blonde with a penchant for sleeping with married men or men in relationships. Only thinks about herself and is all about instant gratification. Says y’all entirely way too much - making herself sound like an uneducated hick. Voted for Donald “The cheeto” trump in the last election.
“Have you heard about Juli? She is fucking a married man and another man who is also in a relationship.”
“Yeah she’s a selfish twat.”
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