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He runs on his daddy's money!
Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else
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The terrifying I.T lady who won't let you eat on the couch in the hall. She is probably part pterodactyl, an evil sorceress, and shapeshifter. Will turn anyone who has anything but an Apple computer into a shitty loner computer. she hates her husband and turned him into a loner computer because he bought a chrome book on black Friday.
* student eating on the couch in the hall*
Student 1: what class is next?
*both students see Mrs strolle coming*
* both students jump off the couch onto the floor and act normal*
* Mrs .Strolle walks past *
Both students say in unison: thank god
when a hoe is looking for work.
that tramp is hoe strolling!
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A segment of a red light district that’s oftenly frequented by a wide assortment of teenage prostitutes.
Last night I picked up a hot tightie, on kiddie stroll; and she sucked me off for only three lines of coke.
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when you stay up past midnight looking at all the cool things you can’t afford to buy
i often take midnight strolls, i always end up really sad afterwards
A short leisurely walk in hope of finding logs.
Meredith needed some logs for her fireplace so she went on a log stroll along the beach.
Would you do a night stroll with me. Not the city centre with its uniform architecture, its corporate repetition of household brands, its clichés of welcoming catering, beverage brainkill bliss. Would you show me where people live and sleep. Where they love and lose. laugh and bleed. Where the struggle is not an adidas claim and Just do it means to save your life. Where the voices are low and slow because daylight is rarely seen. Would you do a night stroll with me so i can see real feel real be real for real.